May 2012
imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
Waterbending
thebestlolz:
Expectation:
Reality:
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
my thoughts at school
me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, i have all day
me: she’s a bitch
me: you need to go back to first grade
me: i’m hungry
me: you got some face on your make-up
me: ugh
me: why did you bring your designer bag to school
me: ew
me: i’m tired
me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
me: fuck my life
me: he's so hot *sigh*
me: your pants don't cover your ass