December 2011
How other people breakdance
How I breakdance:
Life is like a camera lens.
Focus only on what’s important and you will capture it perfectly.
If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to...
On the phone
Boy: Look out your window
Girl: (Looks out window)
Girl: There's nothing there.
Boy: I know there isn't, but in the future, I'll be there. I'll be there to throw rocks at your window so we could hang out. I'll be there to propose to you so you can be my wife. I'll be there waiting outside so we can enjoy our life together forever.
I wonder if we'll ever talk again like we used to.
When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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2012 will be a year of the DRAGON.
midnightcherry:
Does this mean, a DRAGON will be back? :D OHMYGOD. RAWR!
Boys never realize how much one little thing can...
A night together.
I want to cuddle into your arms, just having you wrap your arms around me just makes me feel safe. I want to give you cute little pecks, maybe tease a little by biting your lip or tenderly kissing your neck. I just want to lay next to you, look at your face and pinch your cheeks wide. I honestly don’t care what we would do, as long as you’ll be the last person I close my eyes to and the first...
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this?
omg before i took my blood test i was asked teh same question ROFLMAO
When you hit your funny bone and you're just like
crystal-clefairy:
When people meet me, I'm like
that-filipino-kid:
But when they get to know me, I’m like
When parents force you to go somewhere with them.
that-filipino-kid:
NO, COMPUTER! I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!
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